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SPREAD EAGLE
Probability-First Sports Analytics
Launching Spring 2026
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What's Coming
The Arsenal
A full-stack sports analytics platform built on data, powered by AI, wrapped in patriotic grit.
01
Baldy the AI Analyst
AI-generated previews for every game. Spread picks, totals, moneyline leans — each with sharp rationale, risk notes, and just the right amount of trash talk. One call per game, cached, consistent.
"Vegas sets the center. We hunt the shape."
CBB Live Now
02
Analytics Dashboards
Deep-dive analytics by sport. Market variance, spread volatility, rolling team stats, total tightness, and matchup vectors — every edge surface visualized.
CBB Active
MLB Apr '26
NFL Aug '26
03
The Bird's Nest
The community hub. Share picks, talk strategy, debate Baldy's takes, and climb the leaderboard. Social sports analytics for the people.
Coming Soon
04
Track Your Picks
Personal dashboard. Log your bets, track ATS and O/U performance, and see how your record stacks up against Baldy's AI-generated picks.
Coming Soon
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The Legend
Meet Baldy
"Spread Eagle" McGraw
Degenerate-in-Chief • South Philly • AI-Powered
A sharp-tongued South Philly bald eagle who loves America, college hoops, and the occasional questionable wager — and somehow still brings receipts. He watches basketball like it owes him money. If a team's rebounding stinks, Baldy's gonna tell you. Loudly.
"That line is begging you to get emotional. Don't."
"If you don't rebound, you don't deserve happiness."
"Tempo tells the truth. The rest is noise."
"I don't hate the pick. I hate that I like it."
"You either cover or you don't. No participation trophies."
Expanding Coverage
Every Season. Every Edge.
College Basketball
Live Now
Baseball
April 2026
NFL & NCAAF
August 2026
NHL
October 2026
NBA
October 2026